she wants to do right, but not right now

i’m thankful for bitches like this…bitches who...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:03:00 -0500

i’m thankful for bitches like this…bitches who inspire me to talk shit…

bohemea:suicideblonde:Lady GaGa

nice stomache stache daHniel. ali-sin:championawkward:

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:01:47 -0500

nice stomache stache daHniel.

ali-sin:championawkward:

i want that...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:21:45 -0500

i want that ring.

loveyououtloud:fuckyeahrusselwhorable:insomniapit:fuckyeahrings:cachemireetsoie:

ugh. adam lambert. really?? why does he even exist in the world of my celebrity entertainment.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:14:53 -0500

ugh. adam lambert. really?? why does he even exist in the world of ~~my celebrity~~ entertainment.

yes. stillbeautiful: iadoreit:...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:24:35 -0500

yes.

stillbeautiful: iadoreit: insomnizophrenic:reinventthesea:(via suzywire)

"I’ve always known that Dan Rather could smash lights with his crotch thrusts, but who knew..."

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:34:20 -0500

“I’ve always known that Dan Rather could smash lights with his crotch thrusts, but who knew Katie Couric could pop that asshole like it’s Groundhog Day!?”

- - DLISTED, Michael K

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT ANYTHING HE HAS WRITTEN. TOTAL LOL. and you know how much i dont like saying “LOL”.

and why did i ever date a fucking guy who kinda looks like the pic below!?!!? i am ashamed of...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:04:08 -0500

and why did i ever date a fucking guy who kinda looks like the pic below!?!!? i am ashamed of myself. warning: if a guy makes “fish face” in pics and spends more time on his hair then you, stay the fuck away. believe me. its not worth it.

sorry, today i’m really hating the fact that i ever wasted any of my precious time on such a pathetic life sucker. i dont like him. i dont care about him. i just wish he would go the fuck away.

and stop sending me stupid texts fuck face.

he’s gross to me taylorinrva:ohsitdown:futurecanadian:(via...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:58:14 -0500

he’s gross to me

taylorinrva:ohsitdown:futurecanadian:(via rebelone)

i hate this shit so much i could just scream.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:03:48 -0500

i hate this shit so much i could just scream.

Dirty Little Whore’s Mouth - i used to love saying...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:32:45 -0500

Dirty Little Whore’s Mouth - i used to love saying that.

bohemea:suicideblonde:

ADAM LAMBERT = FAIL

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:26:15 -0500

his performance was just vile. and i hope i never have to see that crap ever again.

Dlisted:

If a high school drama teacher (who works as a dominatrix on the weekends) directed Frankenstein in a musical homage to Paula Abdul’s Cold Hearted Snake video and Showgirls, it might look a little like Glamberace’s performance on the AMAs last night. Glamberace worked overtime to make sure Middle-America covered their children’s eyes with bibles while watching his orgy extravaganza.

You know, I’m all for doing slut shit on prime time TV, but this mess was way too staged. Glamberace was like a hooker giving a handjob to an obese man who smells like cold brisket and algae. He was just going through the motions. It’s like he was thinking, “Okay, now I have to dry face fuck this dude wearing Tommy Girl’s favorite weekend outfit. Okay, now I have to slide over here and pull this chick’s crotch belt. Okay, now I’m going to violently make out with this SamRo-type. Okay, now I’m going to try to outdo JLo’s tumble….” Glamberace’s peen was probably asleep the entire time.

I mean, that kiss was as erotic as a Snuggie. It looked like a gorilla sucking food out of another gorilla’s mouth.

just another sunday morning…

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:47:15 -0500

just another sunday morning…

Forever loveSay you’ll loveDígame, DígameTell me soI can...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:40:42 -0500

Forever love
Say you’ll love
Dígame, Dígame
Tell me so
I can hold you in my soul
If I go
I’ll know
-Anna Nalick

kari-shma: (via likings of a girl)

kari-shma: (via ingridesign)

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:38:12 -0500

kari-shma: (via ingridesign)

aliexplainsitall: Lady Gaga - Bad Romance...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:58:00 -0500

aliexplainsitall: Lady Gaga - Bad Romance (HQ)

(via acab, zachjohnson & artinslowmotion)

bad romances should not be romanticized in any way shape or form, except by lady gaga-goo.

I dont wrestle! i beat bitches up! - Coral, classic Real World...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:55:30 -0500

I dont wrestle! i beat bitches up! - Coral, classic Real World Episode.

ali-sin: Catfight

kiss me…like this. feelingfeisty: makelovelikemagic: (via...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:54:14 -0500

kiss me…like this.

feelingfeisty: makelovelikemagic: (via gravitysavedme)

boredom

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:06:00 -0500

i’m bloated.

i feel fat.

i feel like i shouldnt eat anything else bc i’ve been stuffing my face all morning- which is far from truth since i’ve only had a bowl of cereal.

i have a zit the size of mount rushmore on the side of my nose. and nothing is worse than having a big red honker on your face when friday comes around.

zit hurts like a bitch.

saw New Moon last night. had a buzz and actually had to find random places to sit my ass down b/c the line was taking too long and i was pretty much lit up. i dont know how and i dont know why, but that wine hit me like a ton of bricks. didnt happen to anyone else i was with, just me. the oldest of the bunch. lovely hu?

if you’re going to a midnight showing of any movie, bring a snuggie. thats all i kept thinking about as 1:30 rolled around. bring a pillow too. my neck & back were not happy with me last night.

i dont feel like working. obviously.

and i’m ready to leave.

my life in a nutshell.

and i will be partying again tonight…

@stillbeautiful

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:50:59 -0500

Travis and Mandy definitely! Especially the piece by Travis this week. First dance of the season that actually made me feel something…i miss mia.

So You Think You Can Dance will never be the same…the bar...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:39:43 -0500

So You Think You Can Dance will never be the same…the bar was raised too high last season…

and season 6 sucks.